Having the power of a normal human

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to pee on command

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!