The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!