The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to remember th...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!