The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!