the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!