the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!