The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to fart mace

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!