the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power of asdfgh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!