the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to die

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!