The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to science.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!