The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of words

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!