The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to go on this website

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become yourself

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make youself dumb

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!