The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to be in AA.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to suck your own dick

the power to vote

levi Hahne is gay

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to poke

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power to lick your own elbow

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to run at walk speeds.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

The power to not be able to get powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!