The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!