the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!