The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to dance really well

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

the power to do one push-up

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!