The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to shed hair

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to vote

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!