The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!