The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to change races.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to have a V8

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!