The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to die

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Immunity to medication

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to youtube poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!