The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to not have a power

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to dislike this power

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!