The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to have a power

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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levi Hahne is gay

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!