The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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KeemStar

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to die at will

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Retractable Teeth

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to be really itchy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!