The power to see through air.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!