The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!