The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!