The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to become inverted background color.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to see through a hole

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!