The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to pee standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!