The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to snore.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!