The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to smell poop

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!