The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!