the power to be phone

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a human

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!