the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!