The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!