The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to be blind

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!