The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!