the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!