THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!