The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power of the succulent game

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!