The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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hey

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!