The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be phone

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!