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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to see through glass

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!