the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to sleep

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!