the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to ?-1.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!