The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to snore.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!