The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to be a dick.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!