the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!