The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!