The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to turn food into shit.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!