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The power to see through thin air

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to die at will

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!