the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to be in AA.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!