Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!