The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Super-slowness

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!