The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!