The power to vote on useless superpowers

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!