Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!