The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to read something without looking at it

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power to eat through your but

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Immunity to medication

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The power to die

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!