The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to see the present.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!