the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Find Waldo

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to understand math.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!