- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to turn wine into water

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

the power to be powerless

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

alarm that goes off when hiding

the power to become retarded

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

Pointless Super Powers