Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power... to read this

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!