The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to in power your self

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!